Alex: Give it up for-
Crowd screams
Alex: Wait! Let me finish! I could have said Hitler and make all of you look like assholes
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09 Jul 12 at 9 am

hazels-grenade:

SLAFENNOG!

(Source: mrsdmalfoy22)

hazels-grenade:

SLAFENNOG!
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character

(Source: teachmehowtoskinny, via bloodyhellimfuckingbritish)

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09 Jul 12 at 7 am

unexplored-galaxies:

BITCH, I’M FABULOUS

(Source: fuckyeahkathandkim, via un3x)

unexplored-galaxies:

BITCH, I’M FABULOUS
benmaisey:

like this? then click here xo
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09 Jul 12 at 7 am

smallwhitedove:

“Gotta go Moe, my damn wiener kids are listening.”

(via reflektors)

smallwhitedove:

“Gotta go Moe, my damn wiener kids are listening.”